![]() ![]() Unfortunately for the happy family of half-Brenna, half-AssCreeRev children I'd imagined for us, having wooed me to the weak-kneed, lip-trembling stage, the game did the equivalent of clearing out the joint back account and running off to Mykonos with the au pair. I liked the tactical options offered by the surprisingly flexible bomb crafting system, and spent many a happy hour chasing trophies and thereby exploring their varied uses - something the main quest failed to demonstrate, it must be said. I liked that Ubisoft Montreal, quite rightly assuming that we know what we're about by this stage, ripped away a lot of the lengthy exposition and slow-build feature glut of the last two games, dropping you right in and handing you all your tools almost immediately. ![]() I found elderly Ezio and his low-key romance much easier take than the bafflingly magnetic sleaze of his adolescence. Oh, sure, the tower defence sections are so poor as to be unworthy of the name, and those teeth-grindingly unpleasant sojourns into Desmond's memories are a strong argument in favour of play testing, but because I love the franchise so much, I invented convoluted justifications for both.ĪssCreeRev won my heart. I had a ball with Brotherhood, and I fully expected Revelations to deliver exactly what I wanted: more of the same, only bigger and better. I adored the first game - the one often described as a failed experiment or a tech demo for the rest of the series. AssCreeRev, as I call it, is just my type. ![]() Last month, I had a tempestuous affair with Assassin's Creed: Revelations. ![]() Having wooed me to the weak-kneed, lip-trembling stage, the game did the equivalent of clearing out the joint back account and running off to Mykonos with the au pair. After years of romantic picnics, long walks on the beach, and candlelit dinners with Assassin's Creed, the light of love has faded from Brenna Hillier's eyes. ![]()
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